willow smith is 11, has half her head shaved, a tongue ring and is openly bi-sexual i think someone needs to go live with their aunt and uncle in bel air
Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there
Wait, what’s that pattern on it?
- Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
- Me: AM I PREGNANT?
- Me: Wait...
- Me: Still a virgin.
- Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
- Me: Seems legit.
- Me: Omg why am I still single? I need a boyfriend!
- Friend: Well, you know, good things come to those who wait.
- Me: I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!!!
- Friend: THAT. That is why you're single.